godden:

"i bought a rainbow backpack to support you guys" will always be my favorite thing a straight person has ever said

perfectlydreadful:

White People: The Middle East is so barbaric. They’ll cut off a person’s hand just for stealing!

White People when an unarmed black kid is murdered by police in America: Yeah, but he shoplifted some cigarillos, so…

bludgertothehead:

but why do famous people get things for free if they’re the ones that can afford it 

(Source: fantastcbeasts)

hipsty00:

you guys are pretty cool for 50 year-old pedophiles

(Source: atomsofrocks)

ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

if ur sad do not fear friend i am sending puppies to help u

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(Source: hardcoregrandma)

relahvant:

when you open a snapchat and it’s an unexpected nude

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explicatory:

i’m on an a rollercoaster that only goes straight down to hell where i belong

(Source: explicatory)

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